I MADE IT!

Dear Mom,
I made it to cALiFoRniA! I rode on 2 AiRpLanes to get here, and I even saw "La La Land"- for longer than I had hoped- we were stuck there for 2 hours! I was so excited to see Hailey when she found me at the "Odd Sized Luggage" department. I was so anxious to get out- I held it for 5 hours! Hailey was being retarded, and couldn't get the zip ties clipped with her keys-finally, Robert arrived. I rode on a cart to "Baggage Claim 4" where all of the illegal traveling materials are kept and he gave Hailey wire cutters- FINALLY I was free, but Robert made me wait until we were outside to put me on the leash! Then Hailey, Robert and I walked to the shuttle bus to "Long Term Parking." I couldn't find any grass at the San Francisco Airport- so concrete had to do. Hailey was embarrassed so she sheilded me with her luggage, while Robert laughed. When the shuttle finally arrived, the driver said that I had to get BACK IN THE CRATE! Can you believe that? I was complaining, and I think the bus driver got the clue, he let Hailey take me out of my crate when we got close to the Parking Garage and hold me. Then Hailey and I went to find- THE MUSTANG! I loved that car, it smelled so familiar! I got to sit in the passenger seat while we drove to pick up Robert, who had stayed to get all of the luggage off of the shuttle. Then he packed it, while Hailey and I walked around. He tried to put me in the crate- but Hailey let me sit in the front with them- Robert has a comfy lap! I wasn't prepared to drive another hour and half home- so we stopped in Pinole- outside of San Francisco to get some dinner and take a pit stop. Hailey orderd the food, while Robert took me to the grass. Then Hailey and I shared a hamburger- mmm! I was so happy. When we got back in the car- I stood on Hailey's lap the whole way home- I crossed a bridge over the bay! I have never seen so much water! After that it was very dark so I layed down next to Roberts feet to take a nap. When we finally arrived at Robert's farm- I was greeted by my new friends- Duke and Checkers- well I don't know if Duke is my friend, but we hang out at the farm. They must be really jealous of my sweet fluffy coat, because they sure did bark when I arrived. Then, it was back to the crate in the huge shop- but not before I left Bob- my new landlord a little treat on the floor. Robert was too tired to clean it up, so he left it there with a shop towel on top until the morning. Then I went fast asleep! Write later!
LoVe Ewe, MOm! :)
-BAnDit